Date: 2008-07-18 07:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tyrex.livejournal.com
HeadNazi:White Men! White women! The swastika is calling you. The Jew is using the black as muscle against you. And you are left there helpless. Well, what are you going to do about it, whitey? Just sit there? Of course not. You, are going to join with us. The members of the American, Socialist, White peoples party. An organisation of decent, law abiding white folk. Just like you.
I pledge allegiance to Adolf Hitler.
Nazis: I pledge allegiance to Adolf Hitler.
Head Nazi: The immortal leader of our race.
Nazis: The immortal leader of our race.
Head Nazi: And to the order for which he stands.
Nazis: And to the order for which he stands.
Head Nazi: One great cause,
Nazis: One great cause,
Head Nazi: Sacred and invincible.
Nazis: Sacred and invincible.

[Jake and Elwood are caught in a traffic jam caused by the Nazis.]

Jake:[To a patrolling officer] Hey, what's going on?
Officer: Ah, those bums won there court case so their marching today.
Jake: What bums?
Officer: The fucking Nazi party.
Elwood: Illinios Nazis!
Jake: I hate Illinios Nazis.

Date: 2008-07-18 07:43 am (UTC)

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