eska | Apr. 1st, 2004

Attorney General John Ashcroft today announced the formation of The Nation's Book ClubTM, a new offshoot of the Patriot Act which he says "is designed to get all Americans reading from the same page." Membership in The Nation's Book ClubTM becomes mandatory for all citizens over the age of eighteen starting on April 1, 2004. Enrollment forms may be picked up at any US Post Office, FBI office or public library, or at any of several participating retail chains, such as Borders, Waldenbooks, Barnes and Noble, and WalMart. Additionally, the forms may be downloaded off Amazon and Abebooks.
http://www.locusmag.com/2004/Features/0401_NationalBookClub.html